You ... you are ... you are seriously the best.
Not only did you just gain access to more nerd nostalgia than your brain will ever possibly be able to handle, you just supported independent content creation.
Thanks to you we aren't dependent on programmatic advertising, we aren't building algorithms to trick you into clicking more links, or pasting intrusive pop-ups all over the damn place.
Thanks to you we are building an authentic nerd community that is driven by a shared love of the topics we write about. You now have exclusive access to all of the members-only content on the website, and will also have it delivered directly to your inbox. And we'll be offering you exclusive giveaways that are truly only for the nerdiest of all nerds (or just awesome giveaways that are only for members).
Oh, also, you just earned yourself a brand new Classic Nerd t-shirt for free! We'll follow up soon with an email to get your info so we can get it in the mail ASAP.
You're supporting a new business model that is disrupting the media landscape for the better.
I'll say it one more time: THANK YOU.
James, Founder, ClassicNerd.com