Skip The Ads. Open The Vault.
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Pick Your Plan
Free vs. VIP
| What You Get | Free | VIP |
|---|---|---|
| Daily game archive | 7 days back | Every day, ever |
| Ads & autoplay video | All of them | Zero |
| Price | $0 | $5 /month |
Why Pay
Pages that sit still.
No banners, no autoplay video chasing you down the page, no countdown before the thing you came to read. VIP shuts the whole ad machine off.
Every daily game, all the way back.
Miss last month's Screenmoji? Free gets you the last 7 days. VIP plays the entire back catalog — every puzzle since day one.
You fund it, we answer to you.
Reader money means no advertiser fussing about brand-safety and no SEO gymnastics for the algorithm. Just two people who care way too much about Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
Quick Answers
Yes. Cancel in account settings, about thirty seconds, no email-us-to-cancel runaround (but if you email us we'll take care of it). VIP perks stick around through the end of your billing period.
Major credit cards and PayPal through our secure checkout. We never see or store your card details.
No trial. Most of Classic Nerd is free anyway — read the articles, play this week's games, see what sticks. If you keep coming back, VIP opens the full game archive and clears the ads.
You drop back to free Classic Nerd. No surprise charges, no auto-renewal you forgot about. Re-up whenever you want back into the archive.
Ready When You Are
Every game, all the way back. Zero ads.
Cancel in thirty seconds, no hard feelings — we'd rather earn the renewal.