Happy National No Rhyme Nor Reason Day! According to the internet, today is a day to celebrate words that don’t rhyme with anything. Such as orange, wolf, and discombobulate. And NO, near-rhymes are NOT accepted.

So dress up like your favorite non-rhyming word today and enjoy a pint — which is also a word that doesn’t have a rhyme.

This is The Reset Button from Classic Nerd, resetting your day.

September 1 in Nerd History

Here are 5 things that happened on September 1st for those of us who know what the Soylent is made of and frankly don’t care.

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Birthdays of honor: Gloria Estefan (1953), Zendaya (1996), Dr. Phil (1950), Rocky Marciano (1923), Barry Gibb (1946), Lily Tomlin (1939), Conway Twitty (1933), Bam Bam Bigelow (1961), Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875), Boxcar Willie (1931), Engelbert Humperdinck (1854), Billy Blanks (1955).